It could've been worse
rondetto
Published
11/17/2010
There was an old country sheriff who always said, "It could
have been worse." No matter what happened, the old
sheriff always had the same answer: "It could have been
worse."
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered
an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked
in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman
in the bedroom. They had been shot to death.
When they went to the living room, they found the body of
a man with a gun at his side.
"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was
a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and
found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them
both. Then he shot himself."
"You're right," the other deputy replied. "Double murder
and suicide. But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here
he's going to say 'it could have been worse."
"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people
in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It
couldn't be worse. You're on."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He
walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He
then walked into the living room and saw the man on the
floor with the gun by his side. "No doubt about it," the
sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder
and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in
bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he
shot himself."
After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his
deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said,
"it could have been worse."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted,
"Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people
in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse?!?"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the floor?
If he had come home yesterday, that would be me in there in that bed!"
have been worse." No matter what happened, the old
sheriff always had the same answer: "It could have been
worse."
One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered
an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked
in, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman
in the bedroom. They had been shot to death.
When they went to the living room, they found the body of
a man with a gun at his side.
"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was
a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and
found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them
both. Then he shot himself."
"You're right," the other deputy replied. "Double murder
and suicide. But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here
he's going to say 'it could have been worse."
"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people
in the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It
couldn't be worse. You're on."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He
walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He
then walked into the living room and saw the man on the
floor with the gun by his side. "No doubt about it," the
sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder
and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in
bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he
shot himself."
After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his
deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said,
"it could have been worse."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted,
"Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people
in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse?!?"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the floor?
If he had come home yesterday, that would be me in there in that bed!"
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