For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she told him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,
He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in italy to raise the child, he would provide child support until the child turned 18. she agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to send a post card and write "Spaghetti " on the back. he would then arange for the child support payments to begin.
One day 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife, who told him he had recieved a strange postcard. Oh just give it to me and i`ll explain later, he said. The wife obayed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted on the card was written:
"Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. 3 with meatballs, 2 without. send extra sauce."