people think Italians ar good people. Well, maybe some, but what they do with ground beef is appalling.

1. take one pound of ground beef. Room temperature is preferable.
2. Finger the ground beef up your asshole. This may take a while depending on your anus flexibility.
3. Insert a buttplug to keep the beef from falling out when you're moving around
4. Leave it in for 3-4 hours, go about your day as usual.
5.Remove the plug. Allow the meat to come out naturally, don't force it.
6. Fry that shit up with some onions and peppers.
7. Eat, and be educated that you now know where Italian sausage comes from.