Verily I say unto ye..........




Money




It can buy a house




But not a home




It can buy a clock




But not time




It can buy you a position




But not respect




It can buy you a bed




But not sleep




It can buy you a book




But not knowledge




It can buy you medicine




But not health




It can buy you blood




But not life




So you see money isn't everything




And it often causes pain and suffering




I tell you this because I am your friend




And as your friend I want to Take away your pain and suffering!!


So


Send me all your money




And I will suffer for you!




Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, huh??