Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass

and grabbed her ass
Now two of his front teeth are missing
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock

and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a tranny.