Joe and his wife Kelly went out to dinner one night at a fancy restaurant. The night was going well until a fat guy stopped in front of their table. Kelly was obviously embarrassed because her face was turning red and she was trying to avoid looking at the fat guy. Joe then realized that the fat guy must know his wife.

The fat guy said "Hello Kelly, nice to see your back in relationships again." Joe then realized that this must be one of his wife’s crazy ex-boyfriends.

"How’s the sex, is it just as great as I remember it?" the fat guy asked.

Joe, trying to end the conversation, then said "Sir, my wife and I are trying to have a nice meal and we don't need it interrupted by one of her annoying, immature, old boyfriends." The fat guy laughed and said "I'm not her boyfriend, I'm her father."