Little Johnny is spending a summer day with his grandpa. When his grandpa pulled out a pipe and smoke some tobacco. Johnny asked if he could have some, and grandpa said "can your penis touch your ass" johnny said no and the grandpa said well thats your answer. an hour later grandpa pulls out a beer. Johnny says can I have a drink, the grandpa said can your penis touch your ass, Johnny said no and grandpa said theres your answer. An hour later Johnny pulled out some cookies and the grandpa asked if you could have some and johnny said "can your penis touch your ass", and the grandpa said yes. so Johnny said ok then go fuck yourself