A Cowboy walks into a bar, and before he realizes it he is in a gay bar.
He tries to stay calm have his beer and go on about his way, when he notices one fag lifting his cheek to fart.
PHFFF!! no noise, then he sees another fag fart, PHHT!!!! this happens to about 3 others, so he decides to show them up and let one rip really loud. He feels one coming on so he lifts his cheek and BRAKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Just then he heard in the back of the bar....VIRGIN!!!!!!