Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
They loved in vein

Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was a goblin!

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
They boo-kle their seatbelts

Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work