A young woman was preparing for her wedding.
She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice
Long black negligee and carefully place it in her
Suitcase so it would not wrinkle.

Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. She dashed
Out and could only find a short pink nighty.
She bought it and threw it into the suitcase.

After the wedding, the bride and groom entered their
Hotel room. The groom was a little self-conscious,
So he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom
And promise not to peek while he got ready for bed.

While she was in the bathroom, the bride opened her
Suitcase and saw the negligee her mother had thrown in there.

"Oh no! It's short, pink, and wrinkled!" She exclaimed.

Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"