Obama : We are going through major crisis , all the teen girls are becoming Lesbian.Press : How can you tell than ?Obama : Because they fantasize sex with Justin BieberQ: When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ?A: After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.JB wants new Barbie Doll kit as christmas gift .JB doesnt need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing .Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit pubertyMOM: really? how do u know?JUSTIN: Im bleeding from my vagina