A mans car broke down on the side of the road and he is extremely horny. He spots another car coming down the road, it happens to be a beautiful blond with giant boobs. the man gets her to pull over and says, "Kelly FBI i need a ride"

woman: "well yes come right ahead"
Man: "can i sit upfront...remember Kelly FBI"
woman: "ok i guess"

at this point the guy was willing to try anything to see if he could score

man: "well can i put my arm around your shoulder and play with you cans...remember Kelly FBI"
woman: "well ok"

so at this point the man is so excited he cant believe he got this far.

man : " Kelly FBI.....can i run my hand up your skirt and play with you coochie?"
woman: "actually can you do me a favor while your up there and scratch my left nut I'm Sam Secret Service!!!"