A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-
old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She
heard the train stop & her son saying " All you bastards who want off,
get the hell of now, 'cause this is the last stop!

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "I want you to go to your room & stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped a & the mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us
today & hope your trip was a pleasant one.
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."