This guy walks into a bar, sits next to a very attractive woman and orders a drink. A few minutes later, makes pleasant conversation with the young woman, buys her a drink, and they seem to hit it off really well.
Hours go by, both are laughing out loud and pretty drunk, when the young woman says to the man, " I don't normally do this, but I live down the street, and well, do you want to come over and mess around?" The man says, "I would love to, but I must warn you, I'm really really kinky..." The woman, not knowing what to respond to that, smiles, kind of gets aroused by it, and says, o.k. Looking forward to it, and leave the bar together to head off to her apartment.
An hour goes by and they have Normal sex. She then looks at the man and says, "I don't mean to be rude or anything, and the sex was good don't get me wrong, but I thought you said you were really kinky?" He says, "I am, I shit in your purse."