Kitchen
jaces
Published
09/16/2008
KITCHEN BITCH
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
get the hell off now....cause this is the last stop! "And all of you
sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train....
cause we're going on down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two Hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers please remember your things, thank you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
get the hell off now....cause this is the last stop! "And all of you
sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train....
cause we're going on down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.
Two Hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers please remember your things, thank you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
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