Two friends walk into a bar and order a few drinks, after a while the one friend exclaims "Hey, Ive been taking some knife throwing classes, wanna see? the other friend agrees and gets up against the wall, the first friend hurls a bar knife and it sticks into the wall a 1/2 inch away from the other friends head and he exclaims "whoa, that was pretty good man!" to which the other friend says "no it wasn't, I missed".