Types of Farters

DISHONEST FARTERS
• They who fart and then blame the dog.

FOOLISH FARTERS
• They who keep their farts inside.

PROMPT FARTERS
• They who always have a fart ready.

MISERABLE FARTERS
• They who cannot fart.

STRATEGIC FARTERS
• They who fart and cough at the same time.

CLEVER FARTERS
• They who fart and cough at the same time.

DISAPPOINTED FARTERS
• Those whose farts do not emit odor.

ACUTE FARTERS
• Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet.

MEAN FARTERS
• Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not recommended).

VAIN FARTERS
• They who love the smell of their own farts.

AMIABLE FARTERS
• They who love the smell of others farts.

CONFIDENT FARTERS
• They who let out really loud farts.

SHY FARTERS
• Those who let out silent farts.

SCIENTIFIC FARTERS
• Those who bottle their own farts.

UNFORTUNATE FARTERS
• Those who start to fart but poop instead.

NERVOUS FARTERS
• Those who stop in mid fart.

HONEST FARTERS
• They who confess to the fart.

JEALOUS FARTERS
• They who claim the farts of others.

INSECURE FARTERS
• They who compare their fart quality to others.

THE FARTERS FARTER
• Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.