A Jewish lady dies and the funeral is held at the synagogue. When the service is over, the paulbearers are carrying the casket out and as they're going down the stairs, the casket bumps into the wall and they hear, "Oooh!"

They open the casket and find that the woman is still alive. She lives ten more years, then she dies again. They have another service in the same synagogue. The paulbearers are carrying out the casket and the husband says, "Be careful of the friggin' wall!"