An very old man is in his bedroom and he knows he doesn't have much time left to live. As he is about to die, he smells cookies. Confused, he gets up out of his death bed. He goes into the hall and heads for the stairs. He struggles down the steps, and goes to the kitchen.

"Am I already in heaven" he thinks to himself. Now using all his remaining energy he gets to the tray of cookies and discovers they are his favorite. As the old man is about to take a cookie his wife smacks him and says "Don't touch those! They're for the funeral!