Lay-off letter from an excellent boss.
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to
the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes
and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to
increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices
right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have
to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are
family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to Go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and
found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't
think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted
for change. I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS