Leporasy
Starkweather
Published
05/24/2008
A man walks into a hockey arena looking for a place to sit, but can only find an empty seat next to a man with leprosy. when he sits down the man sitting beside him explains that he has the disease and wouldnt be offended if he wanted to move. The gentleman replies "that doesnt offend me at all. After the first period, the lepor looks over and see the man looking queasy. the lepor asks "is everything alright?" "I'm fine" replies the man. Near the end of the game, the lepor looks over and sees the man get so sick he throws up in his popcorn. "I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU" shouts the lepor, "I told you what I have and you could have moved but now you have embarassed thhe both of us!" "Its isnt you" said the man "its the blind man behind you dipping nachos in your back!"
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