Ok so i really think life should be backwards, just picture this;


1-You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way,

2-Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day,

3-You get kicked out for being too healthy,

4-Go collect your pension,

5-Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day,

6-You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement,

7-You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School,

8-You go to Elementary School,

9-you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,

10-you become a baby, and then,

11-You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions, central heating, room service on tap, and larger quarters every
day,

12-and finally you finish off as an orgasm.