John Doe of Liverpool, Merseyside, was going up to bed when
his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window. John opened the back
door to go turn off the ligh t but saw that there were people in the
shed stealing things.


He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he
said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available. John said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned
the police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have
to worry about them now because I've just shot them."


Then he hung up.


Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and
an ambulance showed up at the Doe' residence and caught the
burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to John: "I thought
you said that you'd shot them!" John said, "I thought you said
there was nobody available!"


(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!