Little bird
rondetto
Published
02/16/2009
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze
And fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
Came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
Pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually
Thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for
Joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
And fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow
Came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
Pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually
Thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for
Joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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