Little Johnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word 'ears', he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnie.

Johnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnie,'cuz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses'.