One day mom was cleaning little Johnny's room.

In the closet she found an S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting
to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed
it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a
word.

She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank
him."