The principal of an elementary school walked into a classroom and said "I'll give you all a lifesaver, but you have to guess the flavor because I'm not telling you. Whoever wins will get a prize." So he gave them all honey flavored lifesavers.

Nobody could get it, so he gave them a hint. "It might be what your mom calls your dad sometimes."

Little Johnny stands up on his chair and yells, "Don't eat them! They're asshole flavored!"