Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
So he calls the teacher and says, "Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so keep an eye on him."
The teacher says OK she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny, I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."
The teacher thinks that she will break his problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.
After school, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your ass and lost."
The teacher says, "Yea, I think I broke his problem."
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No, he bet me 100 dollars that he'd see your ass by the end of