The department store Santa has little Johnny on his lap and says
to him, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas, little Johnny.
You want some t-o-y-s," he says, touching Johnny's nose with his
finger as he spells out the word toys.

"No, I've got plenty of toys," replies Johnny.

"Then I bet you want some g-a-m-e-s," replied Santa, touching
Johnny's nose with his finger as he spells out the word games.

"No, I've got all the games I want," came Johnny's reply.

"Well, Johnny, you don't want any toys or games for Christmas,
what do you want?" asked Santa.

"I want some p-u-s-s-y," Johnny replied, touching Santa's nose
with each letter, "And don't tell me you don't have any because I
can smell it on your finger.