Mary Brown was always sleeping. Everywhere. The Wal-Mart, home, movies and even sunday school.

So one day Mary was sitting next to a boy named Johnny in her Sunday School class. As usual, she was sleeping.

The teacher, Ms. Frankstien, asked a question, "Who created Adam and Eve?"

Little Johnny got out a pin and poked it into Mary's leg.

"GOD" exclaimed Mary in pain.

"Correct" said the teacher. "Who was God's son?"

Johnny poked her again.

"JESUS" Mary said, again in pain.

"Correct" said the teacher. "What did Eve say to Adam after she bore his last son?"

Johnny did it again

"IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE!" screamed Mary