Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting
tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask
Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he
tells you his wishlist, leave a pile of dog poop in place of
the gift or gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he
wanted for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear laying right
beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see
a damn train going around the damn tree.? And when I go outside
I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a
pile of dog poop.? Confused, he walked down stairs and saw
another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked
outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face,
his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied,
"I think I got a dog but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!"