Little Jonny goes with his family to a wedding. When the ceremony ends, they attend a reception afterwards. Dad says to Jonny, "Go off and play now, but remember play nice with the other children. No violence, naughty words or drinking adult drinks." Jonny agrees and goes off to play.

When they return home, Dad is furious. "I specifically told you no violence swearing or alcohol!" Jonny looks stunned and replies "But daddy what did i do wrong." The dad replies "I found you bashing that poor kids head against the floor screming "Get the fuck off me beer!"