A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!" "Of course I won't laugh", the doctor said. "I'm aprofessional. In more that twenty years I've neverlaughed at apatient." "Ok then", the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'willie' the doctorhad ever seen.
It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry", he said. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"

It's swollen", the man replied.
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