The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the Plains. As it got close to dark, Tonto suggested making camp.

They built their fire, cooked their food, pitched their tent, ate, and cleaned up before retiring for the night.

Somewhere in the wee hours of the morning, the Lone Ranger felt Tonto's elbow in his ribs.

"Kimosabe, look at sky and tell me what it mean to you".

Being somewhat philosophical by nature, the Loner Ranger replied: "Chronologically, judging by the position of the stars, I'd say it's around 3am. Meterologically, judging by the sky, I'd say it's going to be a pretty day tomorrow. Astrologically, Mars is in Aquarius and that means we should be careful this week".

Thinking further, the Lone Ranger asked: "Why, Tonto? What does the sky mean to you"?

Tonto replied: "Kimosabe, you dumbass! Someone stealem tent!"