A guy dies and goes to hell.

Lucifer tells him, "You have your choice of three rooms." The devil opens the door to the first room, and everyone is up to their waists in crap.

The devil opens the door to the second room, and everyone is treading water in piss.

The devil opens the door to the third room, and everyone is sitting on stools, in diarrhea up to their ankles, drinking coffee.

The guy says to Lucifer, "I'll definitely take room number three."

They get him a stool, he sits down, and then bring him a up of coffee.

A few minutes later, the devil yells, "Okay, on your heads! Coffee break's over!"