Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having lunch at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a ham and cheese sandwhich.

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this afternoon?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers ... "It's pronounced, 'Quiche'".