A man was playing Frisbee at the beach with a friend. When he went to jump and catch it he realize he had tripped over something and fell in a heap. He looked down and realized that he had fallen on to a woman with no arms and no legs. He quickly apologized and asked if there was anything that he could do for her. She replied that she had been born a quadriplegic and had never been hugged and asked if he would do it for her. He said sure and hugged her. He wanted to know if there was anything else he could do. She explained that she had never been french kissed by a man because no one found her pretty and she wondered if he would. He French kissed her. He asked if there was one last thing that she needed and she said yes. She explained that she had never had a boyfriend hence had never been fucked and she wondered if he would fuck her. He gently picked her up and carried her into he water. He threw her into the waves. Then he screamed at her, "There, now you're fucked!