A neighbor walking down the street happened to see Jessica, a sweet little neighborhood girl, sitting in a red wagon pulled by a dog and a cat. The neighbor approached the girl and said, "Hey Jessica, what you got here?"

Jessica smiled, "I got a firetruck!"

"Well that's a mighty fine firetruck," she inspected it over. "Except...i think that it might be easier for the cat if the leash wasn't tied around his testicles."

Jessica went home to mom and dad and told them that she saw the neighbor out walking.

"What did she say about your firetruck?" the mom asks.

Jessica shrugged. "I'm not exactly sure. Something about the siren..."