George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Hillary Clinton were flying in a plane having a pissing contest. George Bush said, "I could throw a $100 bill out the window and make someone very happy."
Bill said, "Well I could throw 10 $10 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Hillary said, "I could take 100 $1 bills and make 100 people very happy."
The pilot, who had been listening and was getting very annoyed, shouted "I could throw all three of you out and make the whole damn country happy!"