A salesman, a clerk, and a manager, who all worked for the same company, found a magic lamp during their lunch break. They rubbed the lamp, and out came a genie.

"I will grant each of you one wish," said the genie.

The salesman stepped forward and said, "Oh, I wish I lived on a tropical beach, surrounded by white sands and beautiful women, in a place where I'd never have to sell junk again!" Poof! He was instantly taken to his beach of dreams, where the sea and the women were incredible to behold.

The clerk then said, "I wish I had an amazing house, with awesome technology, loyal servants, and everything I need so that I never have to work again!" Poof! He arrived at his new manor, which had the best commodities money can buy.

The genie looked at the manager and asked, "Well, do you have a wish?"

The manager thought for a moment, and said, "Yeah, I want those two back to work by one o'clock sharp!"