A couple goes to marriage counseling. The counselor says to the husband, "Say something nice to your wife."

The husband turns to his wife and says, "For a fat pig, you don't smell that bad."

The counselor can't believe it. She turns to the wife and says, "Say something to your husband that will make him happy and sad at the same time."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "You got a much bigger cock than your brother!"