Three mice are sitting in a bar bragging about which one is the toughest. The first mouse says,"I am so tough that i run into a mouse trap steal the cheese and when the bar comes down I grab it and bench press it 50 times" The second mouse says,"I am so tough that I eat rat poison like it's candy" The third mouse gets up and starts walking out the door when the first two mice ask him where he's going.The third mouse replies,"I am going home to fuck the cat.