A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found
it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed
or bottle fed.

"Breast fed," the woman replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He
pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a
detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is
under weight! You dont have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."