Q.Why did MJ call Boyz II Men?
A.He thought it was a deliver service

Q. How do you know when it is bedtime at MJs house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand

Q. Why did MJ go to K-MART?
A. Cause he saw a sign that said Boys pants, Half off

Q: Have you heard about MJs New Book?
A: Its called, The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing

Q: Whats the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in

Q: What did the man on the beach say to MJ?
A: Get out of my sun

Q. What is MJs favourite Music group?
A. New Kids On the Cock