A man played the lottery and won the jackpot (100 million). The next day he was receiving phone calls from a bunch of women that claimed to have had children with him.

The attention troubled the man so he went to a bar and sat down next to an older gentleman. "What's the matter?" the older man said.

The young millionair just shook his head and said, "Aint it the pits when you live alone, happy and broke, and as soon as you come into money your relatives start showing up?"