How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!

What Gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.


Whats the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?

You cant gargle gravel.