A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets in the cab, and notices that the cab driver staring at her.She asks him why he is staring. He replies: I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you. She answers, "When you have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to hear just about everything. There's nothing you could say that I would find offensive.Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. She responds, Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.The cab driver is very excited and says, Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. My dear child,Why are you crying?Forgive me I lied; I'm married and I'm not Catholic. The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.