A guy goes out to dinner with his girlfriend and after they head out to a bar.

The girl turns to the guy and says "theres this cool new drink out there I want you to try. It has a shot of bailys, salt, and lime."

the guy says "Thats it? allright I'll give it a try."

so the bartender lays out the ingredients in order and the guy goes for it.

first the salt. Its salty, but ok.

then the bailys. Great flavor, and the sweet and salty work pretty well together.

then the lime. first second the lime and salt hit and its unpleasently sour. then the bailys hits the juice and curdles into salty chunks. Not wanting to dissapoint his girlfriend he swallows the mixture and bellows "waht the hell was THAT?!?"

the girl turns and says calmly, "blowjob"