CBS was casting for a new reality show. One particular interview was very odd because it was with a mushroom.

CBS Producer: "How would you describe your sex life?"

Mushroom: "Hmm, well, I would say that I'm pretty asexual... if you know what I mean!"

CBS Producer: "If you were given a million dollars, what would you do with it?"

Mushroom: "That's obvious! Money's made from trees, so I'd use it to start a family and I'd give it to my descendants so that they, too, could start a family."

CBS Producer: "What type of person are you?"

Mushroom: "Haha! I'm a fungi... isn't that obvious?!"

CBS Producer: " You're a... fun guy?"