A stunning Senior moment

Apparently a self-important college freshman attending a recent football game
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it
was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew
up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one', the student said,
loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today grew
up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our
space probes have
visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars,
cell phones , computers with light-speed processing and more.' After a brief
silence, the senior citizen responded as follows: 'You're right, son. We didn't
have those things when we were young so we invented them. Now you arrogant
little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?'